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Can I interest you in a nice pocket calculator? said the helpful clerk.
No thanks, relied the customer, I know exactly how many pockets I have.


Q: What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
A: “You think you’re always right!”


It was lunch time. The students were standing in queue at the cafeteria to collect their food. At the head of the table many apples were piled up. The nun wrote a note, and stuck it on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the kids had written a note, “Take all you want. God is busy watching the apples.”

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”


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